for someone who loves sleep so much you’d think that i’d sleep earlier
my neutral expression makes me look like im always in a bad mood which is convenient because it’s usually true
me : *is lowkey dead*
*Hears footsteps towards my room* Please dont
@aliens where are you, i’m tired and i’m ready to leave
*gets complimented by a girl*
uHM !!!!!! hOLY SHIT OMFG THANK YOU?????? I’M SO-
*gets complimented by a boy*
lol thanks i know

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what
house phone rings
me:
me:
me:
me:
me:
house phone stops


